Toxic Avenger: The Novel
by Lloyd Kaufman & Adam Jahnke
(published by Avalon / Thunder’s Mouth Press)

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THE OFFICIAL TOXIC COMPANION… and LIFE PARTNER!
THE BIBLE IS NOW THE SECOND GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD! You’ve seen the movie! You’ve memorized the multiple sequels! You love the cartoon spin off! WOW… you obviously spend too much time watching television! Put down that remote and learn how to READ! Because Toxie is ready to tell his story!All the fun of a Toxic Avenger movie without being able to see all the nudity and gore! (Wait… what fun is that?) er… all the fun and educational, too!
Find out all the things we couldn’t squeeze into an 80 minute movie like… 

• The REAL history of Toxie’s hometown, Tromaville, NJ!
• The truth behind the Tromatons that give Toxie his power!
• The prose and consonants of Lloyd Kaufman’s literary style, punctuated by special guest narrators such as “J. D. Salinger” & “Oliver Stone”!
• The joy of picturing lesbian scenes using the CINEMA OF THE MIND!

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